foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

UGH this is literally my favorite scene in the history of Sailor Moon. Her face is just so adorable when she gets the ring <3 <3 <3

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

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buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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